Foiled
Matt stabbed me in the thumb when I tried to kill him last night.This only further strengths my resolve for bloody vengeance. I have a drawn a new plan that will not fail. It is inspired by king Darius of Ancient Persia.
"I cut off his nose, his ears, and his tongue, and I put out one eye, and he was kept in fetters at my palace entrance, and all the people beheld him. Then did I crucify him and flayed and hung out his hide, stuffed with straw"
Behistun Inscription 515BC
I don’t want to give away too much but that covers the gist of it. That one nut bastard is going down my friends. It’s only a matter of time.
ALSO
Here is an artist’s interpretation of me holding back the waves of oblivion. No need to thank me they weren't that tough.
posted by Farva at 3:23 AM
1 Comments:
All I can say at this point is 'lol'
This has got to be the most entertaining blog I've ever known, and I eagerly anticipate your updates :)
You're plan to defeat this Matt character seems flawless, and I can't wait for your updates on the situation as it develops.
Lastly, your artists depiction of you battling waves of oblivion... true art, to inspire all of us to try and at least attempt to attain an awesomeness of your stature.
--Viren
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