All's quiet on the Western front

I got kicked out of a bar because of the fool pictured fell asleep on the table.

Also after last week's epic drink off, the recent prospect of an impending training camp with 39 fitness freaks and a very limited budget I've cut back on the drink. Not enjoying it but it unfortunately seems necessary.

Also a certain crazed Russian is out of the picture, David loves chicks with dicks, Matt has one nut, Nikki is manipulative, and my girls in Dunedin remain beautiful.

Have a drink on me you lucky bastards.