Fuck you Hilary Barry and Mike McRoberts

Channel Three news has lost all my respect. I use to prefer it to Channel One because old people like channel one. Now I am convinced they're all shit. Three has been wanking off about how terrible fireworks are from the second they went on sale. Every night the evil hordes of firework wielding youths creating fires is one of the top three stories. Fuck them and their stupid fucking old person politics. Toni Marsh is getting on in her years and is no longer the lure that she use to be. There is now not a single damned reason to like that self promoting bullshit show. After they released that stupid ass OMG NEW ZEALAND IS BEEN GASED LIKE THE JEWS BUT LUCKY WE’RE HERE TO CATCH THE NAZI’S!!!!! segment it was the headlining story every night for a fucking week. They actually deemed this to be more news worthy than Saddam Hussein getting sentenced to death by hanging. What a crock of shit.

Agreed there are many fuck wits in New Zealand who should not have access to fireworks. However, I'm of the opinion that if they are stupid enough to blow off their hands they don't deserve the use of them. Put a higher age limit on fireworks! This would solve allot of problems because the 14 - 19 demographic are the ones that are been "hooligans" with them. I have had my teen fun with destruction now like any good older citizen I want to deprive those little bastards from what I did because now they are fucking up my good time. I'm not been sarcastic and I know what your thinking, “oh he is just a bitter hypocrite” but deep down you are all thinking the same thing. You’re only lying to yourself.

The New Zealand government is going to ban fireworks because of 3 News.
FCUK THE BAN