Racism :D

Ever since Michael Richards (Kramer) flipped out on hecklers, racism has once again jumped into the lime light of our stupid culture. In this politically correct world gone mad a simple man doing a stand up routine has shocked (omg horror) millions of people by simply repeating a word over and over. NIGGER! Wow wasn't that fun? Here's a few definitions from around the net in case you didn't know what it meant

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WordNet:The noun nigger has one meaning: Meaning: (ethnic slur) offensive name for a Black person Synonyms: spade, coon, jigaboo, nigra

Wikipedia:Nigger is a term used to refer to dark-skinned peoples, especially Africans or people of African descent. Its use by other races, particularly white people, is regarded as offensive in most social contexts.

Wait just a minute! "Is regarded as offensive in MOST social context"? What the hell. Fuck, Cunt, Spick, Gook, Towel Head, Bastard are not acceptable in any social context. Why should Nigger get treated any different? It’s because as many of you already know its "their word" if your white or "our word" if your black. What the fuck ever happened to freedom of speech.

Just to clarify I am well aware of the power of words. Many people still cringe at the "N-word". Rappers use it all the time yet it’s okay because it's their word. African Americans make up around 15% of the population in the USA while people of Latino decent make up a much larger 23%. Spick is a racist slur used for Latino's yet it is not even considered on the same par as Bitch. "But good Sir!" I hear you say "This is because African Americans suffered at the hands of white slavery and this is where the word originates". As I look you up and down I understand that when you say this you mean well but I do not take been sandbagged lightly.

"You are an Idiot" I declare "Do you think African Americans were to only ones to suffer at the hands of the colonialist whites? NO! White Americans settlers were warring with the Native Americans for nearly a century and the eventual out come was deemed by many to be genocide. While when South America was settled 98% of the population was killed. 98 FUCKING PERCENT. They essentially stole the entire southern boarder from Mexico killing anyone who got in their way!" I can see the look on your face. "All the while" I continue "Calling these people Spicks... Personally I would rather be kidnapped then have my entire race wiped out. But that’s just me". I can still see the shocked look in your face.

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Jesse Jackson (professional complainer) has recently called for a wide ban on the word nigger. Once again, what about freedom of speech? Fuck you some people get offended by your words says Jesse. I personally was not aware that Jesse Jackson could tell us what we could and couldn’t say.

Despite what many people say racism can be fun. Take the story of Racist Locomotive Engineer Warren Lumis. He would lure unsuspecting negros on the train tracks with the promise of being pooped on by a glorious white woman. The ebony prey would sit on the tracks waiting for his alabaster scat dream. Drunk on moonshine wearing a new bonnet Warren would come blaring down the tracks atop his steam engine screamin "Nigger, I shit TRAINS" and hit them with a train. I am deadly serious. I don’t know about you but when I found this out, “Nigga I shit TRAINS” became an instant catch phrase for at least a month.



So what’s the moral of this post? People get offended way to fucking easily. Nigger is probably the most offensive word in the English dictionary if put in context. But it can also be used as a happy hello for your friends.

I'm confused....


Nigga! I shit TRAINS!