Sunday, February 11, 2007

Bitch Please

So I have been away awhile. Training, drinking, getting sun burnt and of course more drinking. I thought I left reality in a stable position. But no! Oh no! Bitches be running rampant! Oh Nigga Please do they be running rampant!

I have had my share of Bitches in my day but dis one bitch be trippin. I'll stop with the ghetto talk now. So anyway, this one bitch has been fluffing around in my mates life for the past year and all she does is fuck things up. As soon as he starts to recover she comes along and fucks away everything he has accomplished. Not only did she break his heart in an epic fucking way but she keeps dragging him along. So the guy reaches out to his mates for support, fair enough. As the ex all black depressed guy says "you gotta grab hope! and hold onto it". He writes about his problems because he is a shy guy and people give him shit when he stops bottling up whats eating him inside.

So then this bitch has the nerve, nay, the AUDASITY to try and take this away from him. Why you ask? Because it is messing around with her relationship. The same relationship that she had been having while she was breaking his heart. WELL FUCK YOU BITCH

So she is apparently going to take legal action for someone saying that she is a bitch on the internet. What are you? Fucking retarded? Die screaming you moron. You god damn loopy cunt.

Jessica, I hate you and everything you stand for. Take legal action on me you whore.


Edit: Please feel free to comment on why you too wish for this shit bucket to fall down a seven story elevator shaft with spikes at the bottom. Then have the elevator at the top fall on her and explode.

4 Comments:

Blogger Viren said...

What can I say, but that was a perfect way to sum up the two days that I had off work. Even though I've never actually said anything negative on my blog about her, I can now safely admit: Bitch is crazy!

You are a man of many words Farva, but you never really say anything not worth listening to. Mean party last weekend too :D

Anyway, end of an era. Nothing more the crazies can do to me. I'm soo linking to this shit btw :P

3:55 AM  
Blogger Bread said...

May that bitch be the spic who dies first in this Hollywood Elevator Shaft we call life.

3:29 PM  
Blogger whothefuckcares said...

oh my fucking lol!! :D that was awesome.

I can't believe I ever let that fat bitch inside my apartment, with her judging eyes and unwarranted sense of self-worth. All of it deceivingly hidden behind a face of pure innocence!!

Burn in a fiery ball shot from Viren's hands you slut.

p.s. Viren - I’m glad she is out of your life :)

10:06 PM  
Blogger Viren said...

rofl, fuck this shit. A broke n00b can't stop me from putting the truth on the Internet. If they got a problem, they can stop visiting the site.

I unprotected all the posts again.

Lawls.

1:22 PM  

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