Racism :D

Ever since Michael Richards (Kramer) flipped out on hecklers, racism has once again jumped into the lime light of our stupid culture. In this politically correct world gone mad a simple man doing a stand up routine has shocked (omg horror) millions of people by simply repeating a word over and over. NIGGER! Wow wasn't that fun? Here's a few definitions from around the net in case you didn't know what it meant

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WordNet:The noun nigger has one meaning: Meaning: (ethnic slur) offensive name for a Black person Synonyms: spade, coon, jigaboo, nigra

Wikipedia:Nigger is a term used to refer to dark-skinned peoples, especially Africans or people of African descent. Its use by other races, particularly white people, is regarded as offensive in most social contexts.

Wait just a minute! "Is regarded as offensive in MOST social context"? What the hell. Fuck, Cunt, Spick, Gook, Towel Head, Bastard are not acceptable in any social context. Why should Nigger get treated any different? It’s because as many of you already know its "their word" if your white or "our word" if your black. What the fuck ever happened to freedom of speech.

Just to clarify I am well aware of the power of words. Many people still cringe at the "N-word". Rappers use it all the time yet it’s okay because it's their word. African Americans make up around 15% of the population in the USA while people of Latino decent make up a much larger 23%. Spick is a racist slur used for Latino's yet it is not even considered on the same par as Bitch. "But good Sir!" I hear you say "This is because African Americans suffered at the hands of white slavery and this is where the word originates". As I look you up and down I understand that when you say this you mean well but I do not take been sandbagged lightly.

"You are an Idiot" I declare "Do you think African Americans were to only ones to suffer at the hands of the colonialist whites? NO! White Americans settlers were warring with the Native Americans for nearly a century and the eventual out come was deemed by many to be genocide. While when South America was settled 98% of the population was killed. 98 FUCKING PERCENT. They essentially stole the entire southern boarder from Mexico killing anyone who got in their way!" I can see the look on your face. "All the while" I continue "Calling these people Spicks... Personally I would rather be kidnapped then have my entire race wiped out. But that’s just me". I can still see the shocked look in your face.

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Jesse Jackson (professional complainer) has recently called for a wide ban on the word nigger. Once again, what about freedom of speech? Fuck you some people get offended by your words says Jesse. I personally was not aware that Jesse Jackson could tell us what we could and couldn’t say.

Despite what many people say racism can be fun. Take the story of Racist Locomotive Engineer Warren Lumis. He would lure unsuspecting negros on the train tracks with the promise of being pooped on by a glorious white woman. The ebony prey would sit on the tracks waiting for his alabaster scat dream. Drunk on moonshine wearing a new bonnet Warren would come blaring down the tracks atop his steam engine screamin "Nigger, I shit TRAINS" and hit them with a train. I am deadly serious. I don’t know about you but when I found this out, “Nigga I shit TRAINS” became an instant catch phrase for at least a month.



So what’s the moral of this post? People get offended way to fucking easily. Nigger is probably the most offensive word in the English dictionary if put in context. But it can also be used as a happy hello for your friends.

I'm confused....


Nigga! I shit TRAINS!

I'm still alive...

Yes I know. It’s been a while. I have been busy with too much bullshit. I have somewhat simplified my life now but still no relief. I very hung over and tired thus I don’t believe I'll be able to create a post to the calibre of "hardcore's" so I will just give you a brief summary of some of some of the things going through my head.

News Flash! Playstation 3 will be able to cure cancer


I spilt beer all over my laptop and now it's sticky :(
Could have been worse


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"I'm spiritual warrior! Their not Christian!!"



It doesn't matter when I die (when I die!). Just matters that I cut the line. Black box won’t bring my black ass down.

TOO MANY DEATHS. I have known a bunch of people who have died over the past year. I know allot of people who mates have died as well. One in a car crash, one killed herself, one overdosed after breaking up with they're long term partner, one was diagnosed with terminal cancer and apparently only has 4 more months of painful life left. It sucks. We need less deaths and more weddings. Going to a mates wedding would be awesome. Someone man up and ask your women to marry you so that I can have a good time.

Fucking U2! Fuck U2! Fuck all the fuckwits who are going and fucktards that like them! Fucking tax dodging potato loving goodie do gooder faggots! Fuck them

I got my first sun burn of the season. Yay?

My Ipod broke :(

I want to go to the Dogs Bollix but have never gotten around to it. Is it any good?

I am considering going to Columbia at the start of next year. Long story. All I about it is its hot, they speak Spanish, Pablo Escobar started a couple of civil wars, their national past time is kidnapping gringos. Plus its going to be expensive so I'm not too sure about it.

The below picture best displays my life at the moment.

Yes it’s confusing. Believe me I know! Bare in mind the whole picture is my life and inside my mind. I don't think I could relate to one of those mighty gladiators.

Hardcores of the world (I hate study)

You've probably noticed the recent trends of anger pent up inside the last few updates. If not then you are a fucking idiot and you should go back to school so you can fail all over again. I blame study and training for the rage. I don’t apologise though, everyone it has been pointed at rightfully deserves a bitchslapping.

That aside, in an act of total procrastination I have hunted down 3 of the most hardcore species in the world, just for you! I have an exam tomorrow on Religious conflict between 650-1680AD and you know what? Fuck the reformation! This is information that will someday save your life or at least give you something to think about the next time you bad mouth the animal kingdom you foolish human. Special thanks to the discovery channel for distracting me in my time of need.

3rd place: Camel Spider

This is another reason why we need to build a gigantic wall around the Middle East and give it a two hundred year time lock so they can kill everyone and everything in it. Someone who is now in the army told me this in a history class one day and I have thought of the logistics of it ever since. Anyway, this fucking monster has a lot of myths about its speed and strength however there a few things you can bet on when come up against one of these. It can run 30 kilometres an hour, it can jump 4 meters and it feasts on flesh. Their poison acts as numbing agent which at first seems dumb. However their way of feeding is they inject their poison while said mammal is sleeping then begin to eat what ever they can. This spider has teeth, TEETH! There are stories of people waking up with half a face missing and a full looking camel spider still nibbling at what’s left of their cheek. Above is a picture ofthe mighty United States Army fighting defeating the insurgency hired spiders of death.

2nd place: Velociraptor

I thank god every day that aliens invaded earth 65 million years ago and wiped dinosaurs from the face of the earth. Without the hunger of aliens for reptile burgers we would surely not be here. Instead these sharp tooth demons would have the world in their iron grip and I can tell you this, it wouldn’t be a democracy! It is known by scientists around the world that raptors can open doors which gave them an advantage over all other dinosaurs. After the door is open they would trick you into thinking the attack was coming from the front but really the queen is waiting to your left to attack. By the time you realise this you hear a low growl coming from behind the nearest bush. As you try to swing your shotgun towards the poised queen all you have time to say is "clever girl". Seconds later the clever girl is ripping your innards out.

Mother fucking 1st place: Fluke

The Fluke is by far the most fucking hard out critter on the face of the fucking earth. Yes the profanity is necessary in this case. I will explain the life cycle of these things. Firstly they are normally born in the stomach of a bird (I'll explain how they get there soon). These little guys outer skin is impervious to stomach acids so they can live happily in a stomach all their lives if they wanted. However they have other plans. The bird will eat and eat but find itself still hungry. This is because the baby flukes are eating all the food that enters its stomach. Once they reach a healthy size they normally make their way to the bowels and get shat out. BUT the Flukes of the Amazon eat the birds insides then eat they’re way out.

After they are out of the bird they find the nearest insect to inhabit, preferably a snail. From here they infect the snail. The snail’s antennas change colour to a shad of red with splats of yellow and then they begin to pulse. The Fluke is now in control. Firstly it lays its parasite eggs inside the insect. Then it changes the snail’s mental behaviour to make it want to climb as high it can. It does this so that a bird will see the climbing snail and eat it. Thus completing the cycle. More Flukes are born in the stomach.

If these things ever gained consciousness and the ability to control homosapians, the human race is fucked. These little fuckers are invasion of the body snatchers personified.

Was this a waste of time? Yes. Is this the Internet? Maybe. Right! well, I'm off to pair all my socks

Fuck you Hilary Barry and Mike McRoberts

Channel Three news has lost all my respect. I use to prefer it to Channel One because old people like channel one. Now I am convinced they're all shit. Three has been wanking off about how terrible fireworks are from the second they went on sale. Every night the evil hordes of firework wielding youths creating fires is one of the top three stories. Fuck them and their stupid fucking old person politics. Toni Marsh is getting on in her years and is no longer the lure that she use to be. There is now not a single damned reason to like that self promoting bullshit show. After they released that stupid ass OMG NEW ZEALAND IS BEEN GASED LIKE THE JEWS BUT LUCKY WE’RE HERE TO CATCH THE NAZI’S!!!!! segment it was the headlining story every night for a fucking week. They actually deemed this to be more news worthy than Saddam Hussein getting sentenced to death by hanging. What a crock of shit.

Agreed there are many fuck wits in New Zealand who should not have access to fireworks. However, I'm of the opinion that if they are stupid enough to blow off their hands they don't deserve the use of them. Put a higher age limit on fireworks! This would solve allot of problems because the 14 - 19 demographic are the ones that are been "hooligans" with them. I have had my teen fun with destruction now like any good older citizen I want to deprive those little bastards from what I did because now they are fucking up my good time. I'm not been sarcastic and I know what your thinking, “oh he is just a bitter hypocrite” but deep down you are all thinking the same thing. You’re only lying to yourself.

The New Zealand government is going to ban fireworks because of 3 News.
FCUK THE BAN