48 hour tempest

I have recently achieved a higher level spiritual enlightenment. How did I do this I hear you ask? Was it from meditation? Noooo. Was it from reading the bible? Noooo. Was it from eating right? Noooo. The answer is simple my meandering dullets, sleep deprivation! Upon meeting someone who resembles the coked up nut case of Primal Scream's Country Girl music video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj6WL7deWDY if you can be bothered ) I proceeded to drink, snort, punch, limp, fuck, head butt, get locked out of my flat, snooker, run, get punched, fall over and work through 48 of the most bizarre hours of my life. I wish I had some pictures for you but my phone was missing in action for a great deal of the time.

Due to conflicting timetables I have not seen M to the double T'izzel this week which has been a beautiful thing. I'll be leaving Auckland in the ever capable hands of Viren, recently promoted to Lieutenant Corporal, because I must venture to Dunedin to spread the gospel!

"Oh yay and J cometh to the land of cold! On thy arrival he spoketh "let there be indulgence" and it was good"

The dropping of Little Boy and Fatman. Also revelations at the end

Oh the audacity of that mother fucker. First he throws his dumb points on my internet and now a reply! Up with this I will not put. For the sake of soon to be tradition I’ll go through his weakly composed reply in the same fashion. It could get confusing having been the 3^rd and final chapter of this trilogy of stupidity. Onwards!

"I’ll keep this short"
You failed.

Touché! I must admit I got carried away but there was just so much to work with.

"The reliance on the human race believing in the god is not only a direct rip off of Terry Pratchett's book Small Gods"
Clearly you are ignorant of the discworld series at large, as the concept is present in many of his books. I haven't even read Small Gods!

Yes I am well aware that the concept is prevalent throughout the series but Small Gods is the book based on the discworld beliefs in their gods. Whether you have read small gods or not is irrelevant. You’re still a biter.

"I have also left the copious amounts of spelling and grammar errors in your writing for effect."
"In New Zealand its September 11th"
Where's your apostrophe, bitch? It's not present, as far as I can see! grammar my ass.

Congratulations. You found one grammar error on my entire site. That still does not detract from the mighty 53 mistakes which are on yours.

"If god is fuelled and/or given consciousness through belief how was this god originally created? What about the couple of billion years the oh so important human race was not around for."
You completely missed my point. If you had understood anything I wrote, you'd see that he DIDN'T exist then - only when, at some point, a smart guy had this idea to say that there was a big man in the sky watching everything you do, to convince everyone that doing bad things like rhymin' and stealin' wasn't such a good idea, and also as one big catchall deus ex macina for all the unanswerable questions, like "why does everything exist".

Not my fault you have the syntax of a drunken gorilla. Also this quote “A creature of pure idea and thought, possibly givenconsciousness through significant belief in it.” Possibly given consciousness? Wait I thought you were saying there was no god. But now the made up god has been given consciousness as well? Clearly you are playing a different kind of ball game here.

"So let me some up your argument into a more concise fashion: God is made up. If a creature is constructed on idea and thoughts this does not give it consciousness torule over any other living being. No matter how hard I think about money on my table it will not appear."
You miss the point. My idea is that gods' exist PURELY in the minds of their believers; they don't have any physical presence whatsoever, and are instead active as a sort of 'hive-mind' effect. The ideas their believers have about the way they should act forms their 'consciousness'. They never exist outside their minds, but the idea of god in each person's mind is affected by them sharing their ideas with another believer - or, more likely, the ideas of their local pastor.

So let me some up your argument into a more concise fashion: God is made up.

"(Joel flops out his history knowledge and waves it around. I'm not going to quote it here.)"
You can cite all the wars you want, but they were all started by men who just used god as an excuse to poke holes in people they didn't like. God himself didn't actually do any of that crap; he's just been moping around, like I said. When was the last time history had recorded anything resembling a miracle? My knowledge of history may be fairly lacking, but I'm pretty sure that you'll find that nothing of the sort will've been written for atleast a couple thousand years.

If bringing examples and evidence to my argument thus strengthening it is a crime then I guess I’m guilty.

There is also no evidence to prove that god doesn’t exist.

The last “proven” miracle was in 1991 with that famous bleeding statue of Mary. There were also a bunch of kids born without brains who are alive in a clinic without the need for life support in Germany about 4 years ago. I’d call that a miracle.

That last sentence is a bit vague so I thought I’d cover my bases so we don’t have to continue this run around.

Assuming you were talking about this “as stated in basically any book dedicated to the subject in the last 50 years.” Hate to break it to you but OH SHIT HERE COMES ANOTHER EXAMPLE. The first time this theory was stated then proven throughout the book was in Greek Historical Thought by Arnold J. Toynbee, first published in 1954. The theory was further revived and developed by Sarah Pomery in Ancient Greece: a political, social and cultural history published firstly in 1993.

"Which would in turn makes a god’s existences as irrational and irrelevant as a cock flavoured lollypop."
Gay people like lollipops too, you know.

Watch DodgeBall

"Blair witch"
That movie sucked.
Well at least we can meet on common ground about something.

"FIRST BLOOD IS MINE"Well, I certainly can't dispute this

You did not draw that blood. Neither did internet stupidity. Itwas done but a drunk one nut bastard who will soon be no more (Holy Crusade against matt to be continued shortly)

Hopefully this will deter David from further comment but knowing Davo it will probably whip him into a chicken-nacho fuelled frenzy. However a famous picture comes to my mind in this situation

What have we become? In trying to fight the beast I have begun to turn into that I seek to vanquish. The quelling of stupidity is not worth my soul. However i have spent the last 10 minutes typing this and I'll be damned if that much of my life goes to waste because of some retarded kid in race. After this, I shall lay my sword to rest and continue with the sought destruction and or totally humilation of a fiend whos name will not be mentioned.

Edit after Comment:

If by owning you on dumb rantings then tearing apart your lame comeback and then getting sick of it pussying out, well I guess once again I'm guilty.

Good job retard

War is declared on internet stupidity

Although this will be a fruitless battle, it must be waged for the honour and dignity of our generation.

The following link exhibits the ignorance of the internet in its highest caliber. A blog about religion. Sure it’s the bain of our existence! Sure it’s killed more people then cancer and the plague! However, that does not give anyone an excuse to make an idiot of themselves on the subject.

http://ihopeyoulovemyballs.blogspot.com/

Religion! I defend the from fools:

Although your piece on religion vastly displays your obvious ignorance to the topic I have gracious decided to point out the parts that struck me as overly moronic throughout the incoherent drivel. I’ll keep this short by breaking it down into points so the jelly of self righteousness that has coated your mind does not boil. I have also left the copious amounts of spelling and grammar errors in your writing for effect.

Still though, why do I need to pledge my life and eternal soul to some fictionary being,

Fictionary is not a word. You are looking for “fictional”.

Coming to this conclusion, I just needed to change my definition of what a god is. I think that a god is not the creator of the universe - who created the universe, why it exists and all that, are questions I doubt we'll ever find the answer to; and even if we contact the creator somehow, I don't think they'd know why THEY exist; it's logically impossible for something to know what is outside the realm of it's existence

Yes that is one big sentence you got there. So you believe that god is not the creator of the universe. Welcome to the club. You join the elites such as Yessah (the Jewish god if you didn’t know), a little fellow called Buddha and who could forget Allah. All of these gods do not claim to have created the universe in the sense that you have portrayed.

Jumping back to Christianity because that is the only religion you seem to have any sort of wet grasp on. Wouldn’t it be logically impossible for a god who supposedly created the universe and everything in it, to not understand what is outside the realm of such a trivial point of existence? The Christian god is infinite in time and space and because of his omnipotence does not need to obey the rules put in place by himself.

Maybe i'm wrong, and if someone could explain to me why, i'd be glad to hear from you, but please, no deus ex machina explanations; your own ignorance is no substitute for a valid argument.

You are indeed wrong but it is hard to explain to you what you are wrong about. This is because you have not introduced any sort of evidence, or argument for that matter, into what you have said. Your own ignorance is no substitute for valid argument does ring true to this situation despite there been no argument even present.

No, I believe a god is a being created and fueled by it's believers. A creature of pure idea and thought, possibly given conciousness through significant belief in it.


So let me some up your argument into a more concise fashion: God is made up. If a creature is constructed on idea and thoughts this does not give it consciousness to rule over any other living being. No matter how hard I think about money on my table it will not appear. Even if I got the entire world to think hard it would not happen. Many people though the Blair witch was real but their dedication and belief to the topic did not magically create a Blair witch in the forests of Maine.

Let’s assume for a minute that this theory did have grounds and was taken as a valid argument. Allow me to punch a whole in the delicately formed web, if god is fuelled and/or given consciousness through belief how was this god originally created? What about the couple of billion years the oh so important human race was not around for. God works in mysterious ways I guess.

In the same way the cells in our body are all independent organisms, but combine to form a whole 'being', I think that the beliefs in certain gods combines to form their 'body', or conciousness

I don’t know what's more disturbing, you’re understanding of metaphysical structuring or your understanding of basic biology. Firsts of all, the cells in our body are not organisms. They are cells. Organisms are comprised by cells. So a god’s body and their consciousness is the same thing? Okay I’ll buy that for a second. The reliance on the human race believing in the god is not only a direct rip off of Terry Pratchett's book Small Gods but is also arrogantly impossible as stated in the paragraph above.

Kind of circular logic; individual believers are influenced by the collaborative beliefs of this entity that they themselves have formed.

So once again if they formed it how did it get there? Was there no such thing as god to begin with? Which would in turn makes a god’s existences as irrational and irrelevant as a cock flavoured lollypop.


While many are still remembered, such as ancient greek and roman gods, nobody seriously believes they exist anymore, except a few dedicated believers, most who do so half-heartedly.

The ancient Roman religion was merely a bastardised version of the Greek gods. Most rural and peasant Greeks (who made up the majority of society) did not actually buy into the multi-theological structuring that nineteenth century scholars would have us believe, as stated in basically any book dedicated to the subject in the last 50 years. So if nobody believed in them to begin with, wouldn’t this once again make the god not real but merely a story? Also saying that “a few dedicated believers worship half heartedly” is a contradiction if you read that sentence again.

Kind of a shame really, because personally I think the greek gods were a hell of alot more interesting than the pissant ones we've got today. They had more character, and got involved in people's lives alot more, whereas the christian God (only one? what a copout!) seems to have just been moping around ever since we killed his son

The Greek gods rarely got involved with everyday peoples lives. The only time a god was involved was if a hero was involved such as Odysseus or Heracles (yes Heracles, Hercules was the roman version). Fundamentalist Christians would have us believe that god has indeed been influencing the world long after Jesus was killed. Let me give you just a few examples: the crusades, the plague, the great fire of 1666, the defeat of Jerusalem at the hands of Selah ha Dem in 1187. Not to mention all of the wars that have taken place since Augustus’ war with Gaul which was raging while Jesus was born through to the recent conflict between Palestine and Israel. More people have died at the hands of other people in the 20th Century alone than every single war and act of genocide in prehistory combined. And that is just the Christian god. I would not call that moping at all.

In Christian belief it was god’s will that Jesus was to be sacrificed for the sins of man. The night before Judas betrayed him to the Romans, Jesus was given a choice by god who informed him of the things to come. Jesus chose to be killed for the sins of man.

Ouch

FIRST BLOOD IS MINE

Foiled

Matt stabbed me in the thumb when I tried to kill him last night.

This only further strengths my resolve for bloody vengeance. I have a drawn a new plan that will not fail. It is inspired by king Darius of Ancient Persia.

"I cut off his nose, his ears, and his tongue, and I put out one eye, and he was kept in fetters at my palace entrance, and all the people beheld him. Then did I crucify him and flayed and hung out his hide, stuffed with straw"
Behistun Inscription 515BC

I don’t want to give away too much but that covers the gist of it. That one nut bastard is going down my friends. It’s only a matter of time.

ALSO

Here is an artist’s interpretation of me holding back the waves of oblivion. No need to thank me they weren't that tough.

PS: Jessica is a bitch

K Road Residents

In New Zealand its September 11th so the USA 9/11 can fuck off. I suppose I have to say something about the attacks otherwise it is just like the gigantic pink elephant in the living room that nobody mentions. Statement follows:

September 11th lol. Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light


I had a conversation with this homeless fellow the other night. It had hilarious consequences.

I'm number one, two is not a winner and three nobody remembers

This is the first post I have made. I created this site to inform the general public on the adventure that is my life. Please wont you join me.